I'll Have a Salad on Bread, Please

We all know that nobody is reading blogs over the holidays. I like making blanket statements like that so they can be refuted in the comments section. But, it's true, especially blogs that are NOT promising TONS of cool giveaways. You won't find any of those here - sorry folks; so if that's what you were looking for - in the words of David Spade in the stewardess skit on SNL "buh bye." ---Instead, I figured I'd dig from my "drafts" folder.

And not a super awesome post (I'll need to save those for after the holiday - if they exist BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA).

Once a week we go to $3.99 sub day at the local grocery store. The guys at the counter know us the minute we step up to the counter, due in part to my sunny personality (riiiiggghhhht) - the other part is that I like to order a "salad on bread."

Take a look at this photo:

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That's VC's puny sandwich on the right. And on the left, why it's my salad on bread. Fully loaded baby!!

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I should clarify that this was on 6" sub special day; the $3.99 special is for the foot longs - any kind - unlike Subway <------ BAH!

If you would like to order this tasty concoction for yourself, here's the ingredients:

(1) Cheese bread
(2) A ton of friggin' lettuce
(3) Extra tomatoes
(4) Olives
(5) Pickles
(6) Pickled Peppers that Peter Pepper Picks
(7) Red Pepper Basil sauce -- that stuff is amazingly delicious
(8) a little mustard and mayo (just a tad)
(9) oil and lots of vinegar
(10) oregano
(11) GAH - I almost forgot the provolone cheese

And to top it off? Baked Lays chips (purchased separately) - layered throughout the sandwich...DELISH!!!

Who's in?