This is another one of those posts where I look to you to commiserate with me and tell me that I am not alone. aka my favorite kind of post.
Are you married to someone who is completely Americanized yet from a different culture? A culture where they put out signs like this *winces* when their family members come to visit:
....and whose family members drive around with a license plate like this:
Do you come from a family as "pedestrian" as mine that doesn't have a family crest? And even if they did, they wouldn't bring it out in public?
Now, here's the part where you tell me your zany in-law stories...