Friday, March 19, 2010

Meanwhile: In Other School News

This past week at my son's school:

He got to witness a student being chased down by the cops and then tackled and handcuffed. Said scholar was part of a gang and was "tipped off" that there was going to be a locker search. So, naturally, she did the only logical thing: i.e., set fire to her gang bandana and toss it in the bathroom in a trash can filled with paper towels. Yes, "paper" towels....

The funny part: The "locker search" was fabricated by some students...

Then two days later, a custodian was arrested for possession of mara-juana. This fine upstanding employee was selling the mara-juana to the many outstanding intellectuals at the school...

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Sorry this post is so short, but I am busy pondering who will play me in the film of my blog (a la Pioneer Woman / ReeseWitherspoon) I'm thinkin' possibly Dana Delaney?
or Michael Steele (formerly with The Bangles)
barring those I'll consider settling for

Carrot Top

Remember: I've already got my own Marlboro Man cast

Do you have anyone lined up for when your blog goes into production???

27 comments:

Maureen said...

Wow. High school is a strange place.

That's interesting the Pioneer Woman is getting her own movie. Honestly, I don't really like her blog that much.

My friends once presented me with the idea of a movie about myself starring Sarah Silverman, and my best friend would be Tina Fey. But Carrot Top would probably work just as well.

Kristina P. said...

I just read about The Pioneer Woman movie. Interesting.

I hope that Mickey Rourke plays me.

Shawn said...

What? Gangs? Mary-ju-wanna?

Scary----where the heck do you live?


Sorry I haven't been around lately---way too much drama going on in my life...sigh....I've missed you!
Love you, girl!

Mommy, I'm Home said...

Pioneer Woman is getting her own movie and you can't get a deal with Utz Cheeseballs? WTH is up with that!

Kathie @ Just a Happy Housewife said...

say what??? a movie about blogging? how dorky.

an award for you:

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Rebecca Jo said...

I'm still just laughing at Carrot Top... what a weird little man...

buffalodick said...

Never thought of this..

Randi Troxell said...

yikes!!!! carrot top...

i so pick dana..

have a lovely wkend!

Robin said...

Dana Delaney is close..but you're prettier..and can she belly dance..?..these are things you gotta find out..I will have to ponder who will play me..that is a good question...well I know who I would want to play me..Gloria(Sofia Vergara)of course..but who would work well.Mmmm..Im thinking..!

Salt said...

The Pioneer Woman is getting a movie? That's...really bizarre.

I think you should get one first. :)

That's INSANE about your son's school! When I was in school the worst thing anyone ever got in trouble for was cutting class. Setting a trashcan on fire while burning your gang do-rag? What is this world coming to?

Joy said...

And I thought the school I graduated from was bad! (It was.)

I love Dana Delaney but I would pick the Bangles girl over her. Just because I love those girls.

Tracie said...

I pick Megan Fox to play me and Johnny Depp can play my husband. I think he needs to live with me for a year or so to get into character.

Yes, I do live in a dream world. It's very nice here.

Michelle Pixie said...

Sounds like there is lots and lots of crazy crap happening at your sons school! Fun Times!!

I haven't heard about the movie thing but my interest is now peaked! I am sure my middle daughter will be playing the role of momma and she will win many awards and be much acclaimed for her performance and her name will be in lights many, many lights... DIVA!!! She puts on dramatic performances here daily so she is very warmed up. :D

mac said...

If they get Dana, I am so watching that movie !!

Carrot Top, not so much.

Kate said...

Wow that school sounds intense! I don't remember people ever searching our lockers at school. As for the film I vote Dana.

If I had a film I would choose Emma Watson or Tallulah Riley although they are both considerably prettier than me.

Kate xx

alessandra said...

Fortunately we don't have such things at our schools (not yet).
I didn't know about Pioneer Woman's movie, and vote fore Dana :D

Kathie @ Just a Happy Housewife said...

Ok, I'm back to say now I get the movie thing with Pioneer Woman...I read her post that she wrote a book online basically and it's based on her life? something like that...Anyway, that makes sense. When I read your post, I thought it was a movie about a blogger and blogging...and I think that would be really dorky. :-)

Mommyof2girlz said...

Yah, do not miss my high school days at all, however I am very scared for my girls. Speaking of scary..really Carrot Top? You will never be "normal" again..lol

Rachel Cotterill said...

Crazy times! Our school only got set on fire once....

I don't think anyone is going to want to make a film of my blog, somehow!!

Kristin said...

I've got Kate Beckinsale on speed dial!

The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

I think I will just have Pioneer Women play me..she will be all movie starish famous by then....

Melissa B. said...

Dana Delaney, most def. I was slightly taken aback by your post...when I got to the "she" part of the gang member who set fire to the trashcan! Kids these days...

Unknown Mami said...

Can I play you? Please at least let me audition. I will definitely be better than Carrot Top.

Julia said...

I think we'd all have to play ourselves... Your carrot top pic is a doozie though. ;)

Aunt Juicebox said...

I'm thinking I want Kathy Bates to play me.

Lucy said...

Wait, I had no idea about Pioneer Woman, ok, your son's school sounds like it is pretty normal (LOL), and WTH has Carrot Top done to himself, oh and Dana Delaney definitely for you, me, hmm, Oh, I am definitely Eva Longoria, God I wish (LOL)

Iva said...

omg that carrot top picture is hilarious!! WOW!!!

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