I've been waiting for 2 days to get a dermatologist recommendation from my doctor. A recommendation, not a referral-- and I still haven't heard back.
And then I checked out the news today and saw that pillar of society Phillip Garrido (*alleged* pedophile, kidnapper, rapist of Jaycee Lee Dugard) has already had the cancerous moles removed from the side of his nose:
I wonder if he met his deductible?
In case you can't recall what he looked like before his makeover: