Monday, March 2, 2009

Not Me Monday





This is my first time participating in Not Me! Monday


and I am so NOT thinking this post will completely tank; so here goes:


I did NOT suggest that VC put on the child-friendly classic hit "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc for us to listen to while playing ping pong; I would NOT encourage a child to listen to listen to music that talks in code about an
Oscar Mayer Weiner


I did NOT open Photoshop to doctor up a photo and put MB in the proverbial dog house after his costly little run in with the law on Friday morning. NOT me. I am NOT the type to rub things in his face like this!

Photo credit brokersaunders

I did NOT describe my husband as being a Tornado, as in "the Tornado is now confined to
basement where he is working on his train set."

I did NOT reveal my man crush *Alec Baldwin* on Twitter.

I would never tweet something as lame as that. I also did NOT tweet my idea of changing my blog name to CarmaSeX to see if it would bring me some more hits; I am NOT the type to stoop to that level of pandering.

I did NOT bring the Element to the Honda dealer for the fourth time
only to have them tell me AGAIN that the brakes that were making an awful grinding noise were FINE;

I did NOT just work up a sweat realizing that I had closed out of Blogger without having hit "save changes"

NOT me!


This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.




34 comments:

PunkyBean said...

Awesome! I heart Alec too! :)

Kimber said...

Great NMM's. Hope you come to play often.

Suburbia Steph said...

Ah - Funky Cold Medina....sweet!

Great....now I do NOT have this song stuck in my head!

A Woman Of No Importance said...

: ) And what's wrong with Alec Baldwin, or any, or all the Baldwins - Oops, TMI!

Tim said...

Hey thanks for stopping by the Fort! We hope you enjoyed our blog as we enjoyed Carma Sex! LOL

Come and visit us anytime at Fort Thompson. You are always welcome.
We look forward to coming and visiting you more too.

Love and Prayers,

Tim

JD said...

Too funny about the dog house!!! I stared at the pic for a while, wondering if he was physically in the dog house, and why, or if it was photoshopped, and if it was, I knew there had to be a GREAT reason behind that one... LOL!!

Thanks for dropping by my blog and leading me this way :o)

Sarah said...

Good 1st NMM!

melinda said...

great "not me's"! thanks for stopping by my blog & leaving a comment. come on back any ole time. and you might be amazed at how well guilt really does work :)

Donnetta said...

You did not tank at all!

I love me some Funky Cold Medina as I too am an 80s girl!

Thanks for stopping by & commenting!

Sarah said...

LOL - A little Tone Loc for family night :) unfortunatly I can probably still sing all the words!

chrisi{joy} said...

thanks for coming by to visit my blog! great first "not me!"

NateAndJakesMom said...

I used to play "It's raining men" by the Weather Girls until my son was singing it in public and I got strange looks - maybe "Funky Cold Medina" would have been a better choice.

Aimee' said...

umm, yeah..I promise i can spell "society" lol Glad they accept people who can't spell!!

Wayne said...

great not me monday

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

I love Funky Cold Medina. Great list. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

Emily said...

Great list. Thanks for visiting me!

carma said...

PunkyBean-
Yay! Another Alec appreciator :-)

Kimber-
thanks for stopping by!

Suburbia Steph-
Sorry for getting that crazy song stuck in your head (it is a classic though) :-) "back in the saddle, looking for a little affection;
I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection..."

Woman of No Importance-
Yes, all the Baldwins, well except maybe the crazy one :D

Tim-
Enjoyed your blog! I'm always in search of new readers at CarmaSeX - please visit again but remember to swap the X for a Z -for now :-)

JD-
This is good news--I must be getting better at photoshopping!! Oh, I had good reason for putting him in the doghouse alright ;-) Lucky for him that we do not have a real doghouse on premises! Please stop by again...

Sarah-
Thank you!

Melinda-
thanks for visiting :-) I'm a master at the art of the "guilt trip" too, when necessary!

Donnetta-
Weren't the 80's great! So much good music and so many legwarmers :-)

Sarah-
Knowing all the words--That means you are super classy!

chrisi{joy}
thanks!

NateandJakesMom-
perhaps at least until the "Sheena was a man" part :-)

Aimee-
Phew! Was getting worried about their acceptance criteria :-)

Wayne-
thanks. appreciate it.

Secret Mom Thoughts-
thanks for visiting!

Emily-
Thanks!

carma

Lucy said...

You did a great job!!!

I love the doghouse picture, that is soooo funny. And Carma SeX, oh, my gosh:)

carma said...

Lucy-
I warned my mom not to read the blog today because she would find it "inappropriate" :-)
she remarked that she will need to be careful tomorrow to remember not to page back!
carma

Sunny Mom said...

You did great for your FIRST confession!

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

Great list! I love the dog house picture!

Crazy Raincloud said...

hey Carma.. i do believe its my fault you DIDNT tweet about the "CarmaSeX" thing.

Nice pick of your hubby, I see what you meant on twitter :P

Ritch in Love said...

Hi! Dropping by from SITS. This post was so funny! I loved the doghouse pic! Hilarious!!

Kristen said...

Oh...I hate closing out without saving. The doghouse pic is funny.

Mamarazzi said...

all good.

Just stopping in to welcome you to SITS. You are going to love this bloggy community and the women in the SITStahood!

sandy said...

Ha! I love the Doghouse:0)
I stopped by to welcome you to SITS! It's great to have you as part of the SITStahood:0)

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

first time to your blog....just wanted to say hi..and love it!!!

JP said...

To all your loyal blog followers -- that doghouse is from her father's dog growing up (Roxy). Unfortunelatly Roxy was long gone before any ofus were born but that do house remained for many years.

carma said...

Sunny Mom-
It was fun :-)

LexiLoo&LoganToo
Thank you!

CrazyRaincloud-
Yes, thanks for NOT bringing up CarmaSeX LOL

Ritch in Love-
Glad you came across me on SITS and thanks for visiting :-)

Kristen-
The closing without saving occurs more times than I care to admit :-)

Mamarazzi-
I am loving SITS! Fabulous community of women. Thanks for stopping by, sista :-)

sandy-
You SITS girls rock :D thanks for the welcome

Thoughts by Dena-
Glad you enjoyed the blog. Thanks for stopping by :-)

JP-
Yay! You are still reading the blog :D Hope all is well..This is not the original Roxy house, but a reasonable facsimile. Thanks for sharing the story!

carma

Ann On and On... said...

Not me Mondays are so much fun...

Oh, and thanks for sticking F.C.Medina in my head. :D That should drive my husband crazy by noon.

I'm a SITS-ta here to welcome you! It is a great blog with so many amazing ladies....have fun blog jumping.

Eudea-Mamia said...

Ha - LOVE the shot of Hubs in the doghouse!!

And not saving when leaving Blogger has not caused me to say four-letter words in front of my kids. I'm so not that kind of mom!! (may you play Not Me Monday on Tuesday?)

Welcome to SiTS! Em

Aileigh said...

I don't think you tanked for your first NMM post! Actually, it was quite funny! Love the photoshop pic! :) And the idea about drawing more hits! Let me know if you see my hubby stop by! :P

Mark said...

I'm late to the party and for once thankfully ;-)

carma said...

Ann On and On-
Thanks for the welcome. I am looking forward to the blog hopping :-)

Eudea Mamia-
Enjoyed your Not Me Tuesday :D Blogger is frustrating that way; very easy to exit without saving especially when I am not focused- which is most of the time!

Aileigh-
I'll be on the lookout for your husband under my new blogging plan :-) Guaranteed to up the hits!

Mark-
I was getting concerned that you were buried in a snowdrift or something of the sort. Late to the party can often be a good thing :D
carma

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