Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mardi Gras Madness

Looking at the picture above of Val Kilmer from the Mardi Gras parade, I can't help but wonder if this won't be far off:

The Iceman has "goneth."

P.S. There's still time to enter my giveaway. I'll use the UTZmost care in picking the winner!!


Blue State Cowgirl said...

OMG, it's a slippery slope and Val Kilmer is wearing ice skates with motors on them.

But isn't it cosmic how your past blog posts weave and reweave themselves throughout your latest posts. Sort of like those Cheez Balls that are forever popping up.

carma said...

It is all one big intertwined mess: crazy guy with red lashes, deflating husband, terrific toilets (which reminds me: please let me know when you are ready for me to highlight your behemoth incinerating toilet), Cheese balls, OCD and more... There's no stopping these topics!

Suburbia Steph said...

Holy shitballs! He gets bigger and more bloated every time I see him!

Yes, the days of IceMan are long, long gone fo sho!

carma said...

Suburbia Steph-
Amen to that sista :D

Janna Bee said...

Haha, I love Lisa's comment on this one. Val Kilmer- what happened? Methinks he might be partaking in one too many cheez balls! (Just to bring it all together.)

carma said...

Janna Bee-
I concur with that Kilmer theory and thanks also for bringing things full circle :D

Mark said...

I hear he's in a Hollywood version of MB's Biggest Loser challenge. This is just before picture, after the pre-lenten gorging, he gained 35 pounds (obviously all in the face)

I hear he'll drop 60 pounds by Easter. It will be easy for the Icey One. Reason why? He didn't enter the UTZtopia giveaway via any of the 16 gazillion ways you've allowed.

BIBI said...


What the heck happened?!? Doesn't look like the partying has been good to him. :)

carma said...

I hadn't thought of the Biggest Loser angle. Being he hasn't done any actual acting lately, maybe he is vying for a spot on the show! I'm thinking Val's even gone beyond the standard 35 lb weight gain prior to losing.
BTW, how awesome would that have been had he entered my giveaway via comment or any of the other 96 methods you reference. I would have been UTZerly beside myself :D
In my own little UTZtopia indeed!

Yes, Val has become the poster child for what hard partying and livin' it up can do to you.
No thanks, I'll pass ;-)

Mark said...

You know they have had a Celebrity version of the Apprentice and of course there is Dancing With the Stars but I wonder what kind of a train wreck (NYCentral of course :-) a celebrity version of the Biggest Loser (John Goodman maybe?), Big Brother, Amazing Race or Survivor would be?

Imagine the IceMan & Maverick being on the same Amazing Race team?

Oh I did contact Mr. Ice's PR folks about joining in on the UTZbelievable giveaway. If only they could get him to enter one of the, oh well you all know the drill.

carma said...

Ice Man and Maverick would kick some serious buttocks on the Amazing Race. Oh and thanks for extending the invite to Ice Man's parents - still one day to go for the UTZpectacular; I could use a celebrity to give things a boost :D any celebrity; I'm not picky at this stage of the game. Anyone who resembles the NY Central can't afford to be picky :-)

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